aaaarggh it's a headhugger

My head has been used...

It is a sick science experiment from the east -european labs of horror. They have combined a cute and furry japanise creature Totoro with a mortal mistake of nature a beast that lays aliens in people, the facehugger. This abbomination is the best beanie one can have, it rests on your head and won't let go and has the softest wool underbelly one can find.

Hope it cannot lay eggs in me.

This is the portal it made out of pinecones, aluminum and our friends microwave oven. Nothing came through it yet...